jordansheaaa:

tanc-h:

not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face

All of the above. Daily.

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

(via jordansheaaa)

madamgyoza:

drake was like what am i supposed to do with this nut that’s bout to bust nicki

deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

(via lickdacake)